What's the better christmas gift, a pig's heart with a nail though it or a hot dog shaped coffin?

i will ask this question about 6 timesWhat's the better christmas gift, a pig's heart with a nail though it or a hot dog shaped coffin?
Hot dog shaped coffin. At least it can be used as a coffee table.What's the better christmas gift, a pig's heart with a nail though it or a hot dog shaped coffin?
You can't go wrong with a hot dog shaped coffin.
hot dog shaped coffin. Definitely.
lol your funny... go with the hot dog shaped coffin... lol
Go for the coffin. Use it wisely.
I'll answer it on the 6th attempt.
A hot dog shaped coffin filled with nailed pig's hearts would be the makings of a holiday to remember.
pigs heart with a nail through it inside the hot dog shaped coffin
Hot dog shaped coffin. lololol...WTF?!?
Hot dog shaped coffin- but there is a risk that it could be re-gifted.
I have dozens of those and I'm regifting this year
The coffin - it can actually be used. I mean, what could you possibly do with a pig's heart with a nail through it?





BTW, someone's really bored today, isn't he?
';hot dog'; shaped coffin is pretty straightforward AND classy..





maybe with a note: ';Hope this comes in handy.. every pun intended.';
hot dog shaped coffin. the heart will start to stink after a while..
being a vegetarian i'm going to have to go with the hot dog shaped coffin. i like its whimsy.